[News] The new Apple iPhone advert: 'narcissistic numpties'

These people can’t even do a few press-ups or go jogging without obsessively logging it on their phone

Lycra-clad blokes bouncing on beds to wake up their understandably furious wives! Bare hench ladies running up steps like Rocky! Slobs standing on bathroom scales and huffing at the results! Yes, sports fans, it’s Apple’s unnaturally upbeat “strength” ad, flogging fitness apps, “wearable tech”